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An informal lunch-hour poll: What's been your worst fashion faux pas? We’ve all had one (probably several) of those moments – and perhaps 10 years from now Real Simple will ask the question again to find, “I wore horrid treggings in 2008” among the responses. But for now, I’ll leave you with the image of me in white eye shadow and a huge Esprit sweatshirt. I like to think I’ve never worn both together, but I can’t be completely positive. If I’d known then what I know now, I would have reached for a sheer, shimmery shadow like NARS The Multiple in Copacabana ($37 at Beauty.com) and applied sparingly. And even for days spent running errands, a flowy jersey tee ($35.50 at Shopbop) would have been a much more flattering choice. Now that I’ve come clean, tell us in the comments section: What was your worst fashion or beauty offense?
Posted by: Debra Turner| November 13, 2008 at 12:58 PM When i was a teen, i thought hair gel was the best product in the world. I would gob the stuff on my head, comb it through and pull my hair back in the thightest pony tail i could. two hours later i had an indestructable dome. I looked an awful lot like an onion-head. Oversized sweaters...and I am talking MASSIVELY oversized. I am (and was in high school) only 5'2". I looked completely ridiculous. In the early nineties, I had teased bangs! I would curl them in the morning and then tease them and hairspray them with Aquanet. They were huge and didn't move. I look back at pictures and can't believe I ever wore my hair that way. I didn't know it forty five yrs. ago but I wore a cute white outfit to a wedding. I know now that it's "no, no" I don't think I "upstaged the bride but none the less I do feel embarassed! Better than any of my embarrassing episodes, is an experience my mom shared with me. When I was a young teenager, gazing in the mirror at my eyebrows (that suddenly seemed waaay to thick and fuzzy), my mom came in the bathroom with some towels and saw me probing at my eyebrows. She told me that if I wanted to start plucking my eyebrows that I could, but she would appreciate it if I talked to her beforehand so she could teach me the way to do it. When she was in 6th grade, she decided her eyebrows were too much like a unibrow and she grabbed a razor and shaved upwards from her nose. BAD DECISION! The result was worse than having the eyebrows of Frankenstein. |
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As a teenage, I shaved my low hair line, my mane, in an attempt to keep my long, straight hair out of my face. Big ole mistake. It grows back kind of funny, by sticking out in directions that can't be tamed.