When I turned 40 I decided that I was old enough to deserve a two-week summer vacation; it took me that long to figure out what many people already seemed to know, which is that it takes five and a half days away from work to even feel like you're on vacation, and then the next morning it's time to go home. Since I had a schedule that allowed me to pull it off, I've never looked back. This year we did something different and split our vacation in two. The first week we spent at a family camp that...
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For part one of our vacation, my little family went to a camp in New Hampshire with about a thousand van Ogtrops. (Actually, more like 43, which is still quite a few.) The camp is a place I have been many times and I was surrounded by many people I've known all of my life, so there were few surprises there. For the second part of my vacation my little family piled into the car and headed south to Colonial Williamsburg, Busch Gardens, and Water Country USA. We sandwiched Williamsburg in between Water Country USA and Busch Gardens, sort of...
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Episode one: rest stops really do come in handy and other eternal truths from 19 hours in the car with my little family When your husband says he just wants to go to the gym "for a little while" before you leave for vacation but that "it shouldn't be a problem" to leave by 9, it means you will leave at 11:15. Even the greatest kids' CD loses its charm after the fourth go-round. And just because your toddler inexplicably loves "Johnny Be Good" does not mean that he wants to hear it six times in a row. Children who...
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As excited as I am about the upcoming Beijing games, there are several "sports" on the lineup that just confound me. With no disrespect to the athletes, who undoubtedly are tip-top competitors and all-around superstars, but: trampoline gymnastics? Slalom kayaking? Badminton? Herewith, "events" that definitely should be in the Olympics next time around: diapering a baby in the back of a car convincing a 13-year-old that he needs a shower making a nutritious breakfast in 3 minutes training a husband to put his shoes in the closet instead of the middle of the doorway making your father believe that you...
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