Which would you rather have….

–more money
–more time
–better hair
–family members who do not have to be asked three times to empty the dishwasher

1) More money
Pros: less stress, better jewelry
Cons: certain friends and relations may ask to borrow from you, and you know how that goes

2) More time
Pros: less constant rushing which, despite what your crazy–and apparently understimulated–husband tells you, really feels like it’s shortening your lifespan
Cons: possible boredom

3) Better hair
Pros: less self-loathing
Cons: none that I can think of

4). Family members who do not have to be asked three times to empty the dishwasher
Pros: cleaner kitchen, heightened (if delusional) sense of control over your life
Cons: having to find something else to bicker about

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